Post by Chris on Sept 12, 2012 2:36:12 GMT -7
This is more of a mess-about guide just for a laugh, but here it goes:
For those with low amounts of money, or just plain next to nothing,
Equip your wooden sword. Charge Loud and Proud. (Good luck , you will probably need it )
Alternatively, equip your leather armour hold your slightly upgraded ‘blunt’ stone sword in the air. Take up your readied stance, and… well. Once again, Charge Loud and Proud.
When you finally discover that neither of those methods generally turn out with the highest of success rates you might start to wonder ‘why am I reading this guide?’
Important Survival Tips
1// If you hear TzzzzzzzzzzzzzzTZZZZZZZ it usually ends with a bang, and one very dead, miserable, Player, in other words, when you hear this sound – head for the hills!
2// When I say head for the hills, don’t literally head for the hills or you will most likely find yourself crying in a dark cave by pit of lava.
3// If you see a pit of lava, run circles around it – until the not so clever creeper jumps in thinking its better than Jesus, when clearly… it just isn’t. Watch out behind you.
4// Bow’s and arrows are a great weapon + or – the several hundred thousand million arrows you need to fire to kill one creeper like SRSLY IS IT WORTH IT?!
5// Cliffs are good too- run confidently in a rampage off the side of one of these and the creeper will follow behind you. Be careful not to barely survive and then find once you have craftily created a legion of suicidal creepers in a line behind your suicidal mission that you get to the bottom with ½ a heart only to say hi to the creeper popping his head around a tree ready to blow you up, or force you with all your pride over the side of the other, more puny cliff. (Don’t worry, you still have some dignity at this stage)
You know it’s getting bad when you just tiresomely hand yourself over to the creeper for its own doing. So. Either mine for loads of Diamond and pwn that suicidal noob. Or build a mob grinder and watch several hundreds of a variety of. Not just creepers, but spiders, skeletons, and Zombies. Fall to their death with the flick of a switch. Its sickeningly Fantastic.
For those with low amounts of money, or just plain next to nothing,
Equip your wooden sword. Charge Loud and Proud. (Good luck , you will probably need it )
Alternatively, equip your leather armour hold your slightly upgraded ‘blunt’ stone sword in the air. Take up your readied stance, and… well. Once again, Charge Loud and Proud.
When you finally discover that neither of those methods generally turn out with the highest of success rates you might start to wonder ‘why am I reading this guide?’
Important Survival Tips
1// If you hear TzzzzzzzzzzzzzzTZZZZZZZ it usually ends with a bang, and one very dead, miserable, Player, in other words, when you hear this sound – head for the hills!
2// When I say head for the hills, don’t literally head for the hills or you will most likely find yourself crying in a dark cave by pit of lava.
3// If you see a pit of lava, run circles around it – until the not so clever creeper jumps in thinking its better than Jesus, when clearly… it just isn’t. Watch out behind you.
4// Bow’s and arrows are a great weapon + or – the several hundred thousand million arrows you need to fire to kill one creeper like SRSLY IS IT WORTH IT?!
5// Cliffs are good too- run confidently in a rampage off the side of one of these and the creeper will follow behind you. Be careful not to barely survive and then find once you have craftily created a legion of suicidal creepers in a line behind your suicidal mission that you get to the bottom with ½ a heart only to say hi to the creeper popping his head around a tree ready to blow you up, or force you with all your pride over the side of the other, more puny cliff. (Don’t worry, you still have some dignity at this stage)
You know it’s getting bad when you just tiresomely hand yourself over to the creeper for its own doing. So. Either mine for loads of Diamond and pwn that suicidal noob. Or build a mob grinder and watch several hundreds of a variety of. Not just creepers, but spiders, skeletons, and Zombies. Fall to their death with the flick of a switch. Its sickeningly Fantastic.
